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Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:
“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”
So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 
Here’s what you’ll need:
Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
Hot glue gun
ribbon
Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.
So here we go:
Step 1:
Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 
Step 2: 
make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 
Step 3:
Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 
Step 4:
Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 
Step 5:
Glue shit on. 
There you go girlies.
I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.
Hope you enjoyed. Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:
“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”
So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 
Here’s what you’ll need:
Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
Hot glue gun
ribbon
Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.
So here we go:
Step 1:
Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 
Step 2: 
make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 
Step 3:
Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 
Step 4:
Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 
Step 5:
Glue shit on. 
There you go girlies.
I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.
Hope you enjoyed. Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:
“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”
So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 
Here’s what you’ll need:
Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
Hot glue gun
ribbon
Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.
So here we go:
Step 1:
Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 
Step 2: 
make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 
Step 3:
Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 
Step 4:
Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 
Step 5:
Glue shit on. 
There you go girlies.
I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.
Hope you enjoyed. Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:
“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”
So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 
Here’s what you’ll need:
Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
Hot glue gun
ribbon
Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.
So here we go:
Step 1:
Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 
Step 2: 
make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 
Step 3:
Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 
Step 4:
Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 
Step 5:
Glue shit on. 
There you go girlies.
I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.
Hope you enjoyed. Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:
“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”
So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 
Here’s what you’ll need:
Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
Hot glue gun
ribbon
Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.
So here we go:
Step 1:
Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 
Step 2: 
make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 
Step 3:
Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 
Step 4:
Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 
Step 5:
Glue shit on. 
There you go girlies.
I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.
Hope you enjoyed. Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:
“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”
So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 
Here’s what you’ll need:
Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
Hot glue gun
ribbon
Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.
So here we go:
Step 1:
Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 
Step 2: 
make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 
Step 3:
Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 
Step 4:
Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 
Step 5:
Glue shit on. 
There you go girlies.
I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.
Hope you enjoyed. 

Alrighty! So I made a corsage and a boutonniere for me and my guy for our 2012 anti-prom (rebels). Anyhow, I was lookin at a Rookie corsage tutorial and I said to myself:

“Well shit, I really don’t have the time or the money to by a corsage base”

So here is my zero dollar corsage tutorial just for you kids. 

Here’s what you’ll need:

  • Semi-sturdy cardboard (pizza box, shoe box anything fitting the box vairiety typically helps)
  • Hot glue gun
  • ribbon
  • Whatever crafty lookin shit you can find around your house.

So here we go:

Step 1:

Cut your cardboard into an oval type shape then cut two slits in it and paint it some color (black). 

Step 2: 

make a second ovular cardboard piece without slits and paint it as well. 

Step 3:

Feed the ribbon through the cardboard piece and hot glue the center of it to the middle piece between your slits. 

Step 4:

Glue the oval piece without the slits on top of this peice and you have your home-made cheap as fuck corsage base. 

Step 5:

Glue shit on. 

There you go girlies.

I also made my own boutonniere using a similar tactic with a pin back that was layin around my room.

Hope you enjoyed. 


Okay, so I just finished reading Hamlet for my English class, and I must say that this is my favorite scene of the whole play. I love the clever banter between the gravediggers and the crass sarcasm they have throughout. The gravedigger is by fdar the best character in the play.